EGYPT IS A PRETTY COOL PLACE- MY RAP

EGYPT IS A PRETTY COOL PLACE - MY RAP

by rachel weskalnies 

background music: 

warning: this song does have reference to beer (considering that’s what Egyptians drank then) 

Egypt is pretty cool place

They had pyramids, they weren't just storage space

They were built for pharaohs  to party,

 livin' in the after life got pretty gnarly and.. 

for life to run smoothly here

The gods and goddesses had to make their fears disappear

they had to play their own role  on the land

 so the people could  just chill, work, then tan

Some gods brought the flood every year

But it was all good  so they just drank their beer

some gods protected them  and looked after their dead 

maybe it was the one with the bird or the lion on their head?

Egypt is pretty cool place

They had pyramids, they weren't just storage space

They were built for pharaohs  to party,

 livin' in the after life got pretty gnarly and.. 

Um so, I'm sure you heard of mummification?

So Just  listen here to this quotation,

Mummies were a pretty big deal back then

"It was used so their  dead could live again"

 Egyptians lived along a river called the Nile 

it provided them with land that was  fertile

Yeah the Nile gave them  water, food, transportation

this was good cause they didn’t have any bus stations 

Egyptians invented the art of painting on plaster 

This probably helped make their time go a lot  faster

You probably didn’t know that they invented make up back then

Oh and that they also invented the pen 

Egypt is pretty cool place

They had pyramids, they weren't just storage space

They were built for pharaohs  to party,

 livin' in the after life got pretty gnarly